Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I got sneakers and bad news for the bday... Vol.1

So I woke up and headed to the Hospital, with my Zombies* on for the Bday, to see what they were gonna say about the MRI... Dr. freaked me and my sneakers out by saying that I need to have 2 surgeries and told me that the first was am emergency so I had to go to another hospital, today!

My sneakers was like, 'Bump that, les go home and at least have breakfast with the fam'. So that is what we did...

When we got back home, it turned out that i had a new pair of Zombies* to keep me company on the day's mission...

They were like, "whats cooking? smells good!", so we went to eat...After eating, they told me, "Alright, you ready for this mission, it ain't no point puttin it off any longer...", so we got out and got into it...So we got to the Mondal hospital, and they were like, "shiiiiiiiit, how long is this gonna take?"...
I was sayin to them that they should take it easy and not be so anxious!To calm them down I showed them my driver's licence picture inwhich i was super hung over...We finally got into the room and they asked about the button on my jacket...
They were saying that they didn't think the knee looked so bad...This guy asurred them to the oppisite and that surgerys were a MUST! and SOON!

My sneakers started to look around the room and wonder about the instruments and what they were all for?! Even the circus of pain that they would soon witness...
They gave me a look that told me it was time for some tunes to calm the mood...
Then we got the news that surgery #1 would be on Thursday, and it was the small one ...
I singed a paper that I have no clue what it said... and got some information about how to take a shower with this special soap, my sneakers were like, "Seriously? Who the Hell needs a step by step manual on how to wash your own ass?", I told them to pipe-down...Then we went to lunch at the in-laws and they were left in the hall for all of the bad mouthing at the hospital...Then we went on to the pharmicy to get said special soap...Parked and walked to the shop...Opened up to start sellin stuff and writing on the Blog...

*Zombie (sneakers, that are considered 'Deadstock**' but only worn on special occasions, so considered halfdead or living dead)
**Deadstock (sneakers that are kept in the box in prime condition)

Stay tuned for Vol. 2

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